Another Wash (or The Secret of Laundry Machines)
Scrub slept peacefully on the tiny dollar they had rescued from the wash. Scringe adjusted his eyeglasses as he flipped to the third page of the news. Drittle dunked yet another scrub brush into the bucket of soapy water they had snatched from the last wash. The three fuzzy teardrop-shaped laundry creatures jumped when a loud metal clanging interrupted them. “Another wash?” Scringe asked, amazed, in his heavy English accent. “Oh, I was just getting some rest,” Scrub, the youngest, rubbed his eyes. “The scrub brushes aren’t even completely washed yet!” Drittle announced, angrily. “Well, I guess we’ll have to.” the laundry creatures hurried to the edge of their apartment in the laundry machine and closed the door tightly, as to block the soapy water that might get in. Each laundry creature scampered into the pole in the middle of the wash machine. They peeked out from the little compartment to see what was to be washed that day. Navy soccer shorts, a blue shirt, a dark blue sun hat, and dark blue underwear were dropped into the machine. The user of the washing machine dropped in the cup full of laundry soap. The creatures quickly hurried out of the pole, dunked their scrub brushes in the blue liquid, and hurried into the pole again just in time to hear the final tick of the user setting the correct time of the wash. The whirring and the soapy water and the clothes thrashed and were swept all around the laundry machine. “All right, let’s get started,” Scringe said loudly, over the hum. “Remember, you have to do this just right!” He climbed up to the top of the pole, and suddenly lifted the lid off of it and plunged himself- on top of a floating shirt on the surface. “All right! Drittle!” Scringe called proudly, beginning to scrub the shirt free of dirt patches. “Okay! I’m coming!” Drittle said nervously, climbing to the top of the pole, he flung himself onto the hat, and began to free it of the musty dirt color. Scrub climbed to the top of the pole and, frightened, threw himself right into the soapy water (as he always did)! “Scrub, over here,” Drittle said impatiently, and Scrub blubbed toward him and pulled himself up onto the hat. They started to scrub together, occasionally leaping onto other floating clothes to scrub them clean. Finally, the soapy water retreated, the whirring stopped, and the washing creatures were standing on top of wet, washed clothes. “A job well done,” Drittle praised, as the three walked back to their apartment. “Yes, a job well done.” Scringe agreed, pleased. The three creatures climbed into the apartment and began to wash their scrub brushes, unaware that outside another user was walking toward their machine holding a white sundress, a white ball cap, a white shirt, a pair of socks, and some white jeans…