Laughter
“Far, far, far away in the land of the Bahamas,” my sister began, “There is a meadow in which the children play. In the center of the meadow is a round sand pit which they use as a sandbox. Next to this meadow is a big rocky hill. Under the hill is a little dugout. In the dugout lives an old woman.” I listened in delight. My sister’s stories are the best in the whole wide world. She began again. “This woman is very special. She is the Keeper of Laughter.” I gasped. “Do you mean she keeps laughter inside her house? How does she do that?” I asked. “If you are quiet, Pardo, I will tell you.” My sister answered. “She keeps them in the windows of her very house. Remember how Mama always tells us that laughter is the window to our very brains?” I nodded and Maria continued. “The laughter lives within her windows. Every morning she sends some laughter off to everyone so that they may have an exciting day. Sometimes the laughter finds the way to the person it is looking for, and sometimes it does not.”
“Every night, very late, the laughter comes back to her, and she rounds it all up and puts it back in the windows. In the morning, she unleashes it again and out it goes.” My sister turned to me. “Are you tired yet, Pardo? Would you rather go to sleep than listen to me rambling on and on about the Keeper of Laughter?” I spoke the truth. “No Maria! Your stories are the best in the whole wide world.” So my sister kept going.
“Whenever anyone is sad, the Keeper of Laughter sends them some… extra laughter. When they are sick, she sends them more laughter than usual because laughter is the best medicine. But one day, nobody seemed to use the laughter anymore. Not even the sad people or the sick people. Nobody wanted to laugh. The world became dull.”
“Soon the old woman noticed that her laughter was getting tired. It all hurried out at the start of the day. All day it hurried along beside their people, but never being laughed. Soon it began to get tired. Sometimes when laughter is tired, it gets sick. This laughter got so exausted, it got the fever. So the old woman called it all in and put it to bed.” I interrupted her. “But what if it was sick forever and no one could ever laugh again?” My sister rolled her eyes. “Listen, Pardo, or go to sleep.” she said to me. That zipped my lips. “So laughter stayed home. For weeks, nobody noticed. But then, there was a lovely girl named Mary Lou Parsley.” I interrupted her again. “Parsley?” Maria paused for a second. “Yes. But anyways, Mary Lou was about your age, Pardo. About 10 years old. She was in the 4th grade at a grand school. But one day, a day long ago, Mary Lou Parsley was swinging on the swings. She laughed! But there was no sound! In fact, no sound was coming out of her mouth!
Mary Lou was questioned by news teams, newspaper reporters, and random people she met on the street. As the world became more and more exciting, everyone realized it was true! No one could laugh at all because they had all tired all of the laughter out.”
“Are the Keeper of Laughter and Mary Lou ever going to meat each other so you won’t have to jump back and forth anymore?” I asked Maria. “Yes, Pardo. In just a minute.
Well, back in the dugout, the old woman was gently tending for the laughter. But soon, she had gotten sick from being around the laughter so much! She hurried off to bed and soon enough, Mary Lou made a stop at her house. Mary Lou realized that the laughter was all better, but the Keeper was not. Mary Lou would have to let the laughter out. ‘I’ll open the window for you!’ sweet Mary Lou offered. She slid open the window, but the laughter would only come out for the old woman. ‘Have some bread and butter,’ the woman advised Mary Lou. So Mary Lou opened the cabnet. She saw the Keeper’s cookbook. It was flipped open to a page. It said:
Laughter is the best medicine! Take 1 half-teaspoon every 5 minutes for 10 minutes
Mary Lou Parsley had an idea! She measured out a half-teaspoon and fed it to the old woman as the instructions said. The woman, after 24 hours, was sick no more, and unleashed the laughter! Everyone lived happily ever after.”
“That’s it?” I said. “That’s the grand ending?” Maria tickled me. “Yes, Pardo. Now off to bed with you!”